Conversations With Hatta: Service Here Is Terrible

The conversations are imaginary, but the situations are real. 

Me:        Gooooood morning Hatta bear!

Hatta:   Good morning Mummy. I’m hungry.

Me:        Did you have a good night’s sleep?

Hatta:   Yes I did, Mummy, thank you. I’m hungry. Feed me, please.

Me:        Did you have sweet dreams?

Hatta:   Not really, Mummy. Even if I did, I don’t remember them. Are you going to pick me up any time soon? My stomach’s growling.

Me:        Did you dream of unicorns and rainbows? Or of tractors and dinosaurs?

Hatta:   Neither. Mummy I’M FAMISHED PICK ME UP PLEASE AND FEED ME.

Me:        Did you dream of dinosaurs sliding down rainbows? Or of unicorns driving tractors through meadows? Leprechauns and pots of gold?

Hatta:   MUMMY STOP TALKING AND PICK ME UP NOW NOW NOW FEED ME NOW I’M HUNGRYYYYYYYYYYYY

Me:        (Picking Hatta up) Oooooh aren’t we a cranky Hatta bear this morning? Not much of a conversationalist are you, Hatta?

Hatta:   The service here is terrible. I wish I could eat elsewhere.

Me:        Too bad, Hatta bear. You have a six-month exclusive contract with me, with an option to extend to two years. You’ll just have to learn to be a bit patient sometimes.

Hatta:   Sigh. The future looks bleak.

 

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